Deep deep in the muddy

I don't like SUVs, I never much have. Hummers are shockingly disturbing to me as well. There's nothing worse than seeing a single person driving one of those gas-guzzling beasts around are smog covered city. A big argument has always been that those vehicles are made for off roading, not stay-at-home-mums. What's a city dweller with a SUV to do?

The problem has been solved! According to an article I came across on the BBC's site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4087850.stm

Instead of heading for the nearest field and churning up beauty spots, drivers can pay a few pounds for a bottle of real, diluted Shropshire mud.
A quick squirt and gleaming "Chelsea tractors" can be transformed into round-the-world voyagers more at home on the High Veldt than the High Street.



This is just about as pathetic as the spray-on sweat featured in Steve Martin's "The Lonely Guy". For single people who don't want to actually jog, but still want to try their best at discovering love along the jogging path.

For more fun with spray on mud check out: http://www.sprayonmud.com/

This just in...
Spray on mud, designed for to make an SUV look like it has been off road, now being used to defeat speed and red light cameras.
http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/04/454.asp